Oddballs: Ask AI-LogicBot (From Issue #4)

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Ask AI-LogicBot
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Reader: Dear AI-LogicBot

I’ve been dating a woman for six months now and she’s hinting at marriage but I don’t know if she’s “the one.” What should I do?

Non-committed in New Jersey

AI-LogicBot: Dear Non-Committed in New Jersey

Has it been exactly six months as of the time of your letter? If so, be prepared for your – what shall I call her? “Girlfriend?” “Landy Friend?” How old is she? If she was exactly 25 years old as of the time you started dating, she’ll be 25 and six months now (plus the time between writing your letter and its publication herein). I would deem her no longer a “girl,” but a fully-blossomed “woman.” If so, be prepared for another man (or robot) to swoop in and seduce her away from you. By the way, what is her name and address? Also, is she open to a relationship with a computer?

Sincerely, AI-LogicBot