1. “It’s the Grateful Dead. I thought you would relate.”
  2. “This is my favorite song. You used to sing it to me… before you died and were reanimated, that is.”
  3. “It’s called ‘reggae.’ Maybe it’ll lighten you up!”
  4. “This is my podcast. I call it ‘My Boyfriend Is Dead To Me.’ It’s about you, of course!”
  5. “Yes, people still listen to Michael Jackson even though he was a monster… like you!”

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