Hey, Jason Salas!

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Letter from the Odditor

Dear Reader,

It’s August and that means we’re in the Dog Days of Summer, at least that’s what we called them where I came from.

And “Where is home?” you ask? Well, deep in the ocean, there are underwater lakes – dense briney pools. One such pool is my home. We call it “Brackishton.” The conditions are unbearable to humans. There are no other organisms – outside of us sea creatures.

Well, it is this time of year that we venture to the surface and capture hordes of dogs – both stray and otherwise – and take them back to Brackishton to feast upon before we hibernate for winter.

Sincerely,

Seamus C. Monster, Contributing Odditor