Hey, Jason Salas!

Dear Oddballs,

I’m not very manly but I’d like to be more manly but I don’t want to be some jerk. What should I do?

Wimpy in Wyoming

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Dear Wimpy,

First, change your name from “Wimpy” to “Manly.” Unless you’re THE WIMPY of Popeye fame. In that case, be more like Popeye than Bluto. Simple!

Seamus

Dear Oddballs,

Sometimes my skin gets so dry. I use lotion but it’s still dry. do you have any recommendations? I’ve tried everything!

Arid in Arizona

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Dear Arid,

I hear you. When I venture onto land, my skin dries up too. I also start to die because I live in water. I recommend living in water like I do! I have no issues there.

Seamus

Dear Oddballs,

Where are issues 1-3?

IDK in Idaho

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Dar IDK,

Does that stand for “I don’t know?” Funny, because the answer to your question is: “I don’t know.”

Seamus