Hey, Jason Salas!

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Random Humans #11

“Old Nerdy Man”

He’s old. He’s nerdy. He’s the Old Nerdy Man. Not to be confused with the Old Dirty Man. No, the Old Nerdy Man won’t try to cop a feel. In fact, he’s never tried to cop a feel a day in his life. You can trust him with your fiancé and/or your finances.