Oddballs: Odds & Ends (From Issue #16)

Here’s the text for you, if that makes things easier:

Your questions and comments addressed by none other than our resident Odditer…

Seamus C. Monster

Full disclosure: The questions and comments at hand are completely fictional as of this moment. So… send us questions and comments, will ya?

Dear Oddballs,

I can’t decide what I want to be when I grow up. Next month, I turn 43 years old so I think I should figure it out. Any suggestions?

ManChild in MT

Dear ManChild,

How old do you want to live? If you’re a sea monster like I am, you can live to be about 300 years old. What I’m saying is, you’ve got time to figure this out. Good luck!

Seamus C. Monster

Dear Oddballs,

I was buying clothes the other day when I saw myself in the store – not a doppelgänger, but ME… a glitch in the Matrix. Can you explain it?

Cloned in CT

Dear Cloned,

It’s simple. You walked by a mirror. Happens all the time.

Seamus C. Monster

Dear Oddballs,

Why do I have trouble concentrating? All I want to do is look at stuff on my phone. Why is that?

Distracted in DE

Dear Distracted,

You concentrate on your phone, right? So, you don’t have trouble concentrating. You have trouble not concentrating on your phone. The solution is to live a life that’s more exciting than your phone. Try hunting vampires.

Seamus C. Monster

Dear Oddballs,

Will I ever find buried treasure? I’ve been digging for ages!

Mapless in MA

Dear Mapless,

As they say, it’s not how much you dig, but where you dig. You dig?

Seamus C. Monster

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