Oddballs: Odds & Ends (From Issue #23)

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Your questions and comments addressed by none other than our resident Odditer…

Seamus C. Monster

Full disclosure: The questions and comments at hand are completely fictional as of this moment. So… send us questions and comments, will ya?

Full disclosure: The questions and comments at hand are completely fictional as of this moment. So… send us questions and comments, will ya?

Dear Oddballs,

Will there ever be a leader of the entire planet?

Global in Mobile, AL

Dear Global,

There have been leaders of entire planets… it’s just that those planets were very small and millions of light-years away. I know this because I saw it in a movie once.

Seamus C. Monster

Dear Oddballs,

I’m an Aquarius but my boyfriend is a Capricorn and my BFF says we’re not compatible. What should I do?

Starstruck in Sandusky, OH

Dear Starstruck,

If you’re an Aquarius, you might consider dating an Aquatic. I happen to be Aquatic. It’s not my sign, but it is my natural habitat. If you’re free this weekend, you wanna go swimming? We’ll take a trip on the Bimini Road!

Seamus C. Monster

Dear Oddballs,

Every so often, I get a pain in my side. Is that normal?

Achy in Albuquerque, NM

Dear Achy,

That happened to me once. I thought someone had a voodoo doll of me and was sticking me in the side with a pin. I went to see the doctor and he told me that I had gas. I asked him how a person made me have gas with a voodoo doll and he didn’t have an answer. So I don’t have an answer for you.

Seamus C. Monster

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Dear Oddballs,

Are you insecure? I struggle with that.

Lowly in Laredo, TX

Dear Lowly,

I’ve been told that I’m overconfident but I only feel regularly confident. So yes, I struggle with that as well – not being where I feel I should be.

Seamus C. Monster

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