Seamus C. Monster,
Resident Odditor

It’s October and you know what that means… The 33rd Annual Mariana Trench Masquerade Soirée and Weenie Roast! If you’re like me, you’re so excited!

What will you wear? I know we’re not supposed to tell each other what we’re going to be – the organizers want it to be all mysterious – but I like knowing I have a few people to talk to so I don’t look like a no-friend loser. I get enough of that every day.

If you must know, I’m making a return as the “Shark Dressed Man.” After all, it won me 5th place last year. I’m shooting for 4th this year.

The only thing that bums me out is that I’m doing keto to lose these pesky extra 150 pounds I gained during COVID. No candy for me, which sucks because I love candy corn. I have a plan though: I’m going to chew the candy corn to taste it but spit out the chewed wad on the floor.

Anyways… enjoy this issue!

Cuddles the Chimera

Who says love can’t be grown in one of England’s notorious dark labs? Cuddles will charm the socks off of you! Of course, he may eat your feet thereafter but it’ll be worth it. Just look at how cute he is!

Elegant Alien Trilobite Evening Gown with Matching Headdress

Be the out-of-this-world belle of the off-world ball in this stunning outfit! Made from breathable fabric (i.e., it breaths on its own).

Bonus! See the video below or on TikTok!

Egg-4-1 Personal Domicile

Live like you did back in the day when you were developing in an egg before you hatched. Assuming you’re a chicken, that is.

Here’s a video!