Hey, Jason Salas!

All the text below!

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Full disclosure: The questions and comments at hand are completely fictional as of this moment. So… send us questions and comments, will ya?

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Dear Oddballs,

In Issue #6, you had a feature called “Ghosts vs. Zombies.” Are you saying that a zombie could, in essence, fight it’s own spirit?

Dead End in Dearborn, MI

Dear Dead End,

The chances of any random zombie not only encountering but fighting the exact spirit that exited its body upon death are, well, let’s just say I wouldn’t bet on it. That said, if they did fight, I would bet on the ghost.

Seamus C. Monster

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Dear Oddballs,

I’ve been collecting my clipped toenails in a jar since third grade. Is there a good art project I can do with them?

Fun Guy in Fredericksburg, TX

Dear Fun Guy,

Yes. You can glue them all to a piece of paper then send that paper to my nemesis Rooder. DM me for his address. Also, if possible, send him any belly button lint you may have as well.

Seamus C. Monster

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Dear Oddballs,

After my divorce, I’ve been scared to date again. What if I get burned again?

Once Burned in Wurtland, KY

Dear Once Burned,

You can’t let fear dictate your life. It’s better to let algorithms dictate your life – like those on dating apps. I suggest using my dating app called D-AI-TZ. It pairs you up with an AI mate that is programmed to not dump you. In-app purchases available!

Seamus C. Monster

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Dear Oddballs,

I tried those “Pick-Up Lines for Nerds” from Issue #14, because I’m a nerd. None of them worked for me. What gives?

Nerdy in Nixa, MO

Dear Nerdy,

Your targets may have been off. They only work on nerdy chicks. You’ll notice that we don’t have a feature called, “Pick-Up Lines to Get That Really Hot Chick You’re Drooling Over.”

Seamus C. Monster

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Send questions and comments to jason.salas1@gmail.com or DM them on Instagram @OddballsZine

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