Here’s the text because you asked for it! You didn’t? Then who did? I swear, my brain…

I’m a Monster

Seamus C. Monster,
Resident Odditor

Well, my new girlfriend is now my new ex-girlfriend. We were together for over three weeks – the longest relationship for me in ages. And just like that, it flew off into the distance.

She came over to my house to watch TV the other night and things went downhill fast!

We started watching a show on Netflix called “Dark Winds” and it kinda reminds me of “Breaking Bad.” Well, me being the guy I am, I made a joke about the two shows having a baby and naming it “Breaking Winds.” She didn’t like that at all!

She said that I was being “monstrous.” I reminded her that technically, I am a monster.

Then I told her that she was acting like a harpy (which, technically, she is).

She didn’t like that and flew away screeching. How monstrous of her!

Anyways… enjoy this issue!

PETticoat mail-order pet clothing subscription

Each month, a new box arrives! Each month, your pet gets a new, stylish look!

13′ Tall “Dia De Los Grateful Dead” Dancing Hippie Skeleton

It may not be your culture’s holiday, but you can still get groovy with it! Warning: may emit odors if not regularly washed.

Hawaiian Toxic Spray-On Sunburn

Get all the signs of a beach vacation without the pain! Don’t forget to pick up some of Ms. Shedder’s Faux Peeling Skin for the full effect!

Images were created using Midjourney (AI) and Canva.

Here’s a video:

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“13’ Tall Dia De Los Grateful Dead Dancing Skeleton” from Oddballs #26 Just in time for #diadelosmuertos (#dayofthedead ). I created the #AI image with #midjourney and used stock images and video from Canva. I also used a #SnapChat #filter for the dudes. Pulled it all together in #capcut #skeleton #halloween #dancing #hippie
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