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Oddballs: Doozney’s Polkahontas
I have mixed feelings about Disney’s “Pocahontas.” On one hand, it’s got great art style and animation (which Disney 2D animation movie doesn’t?), and it has a couple of good songs. On the other hand, it’s got a bunch of sub-par songs and takes some drastic creative liberties. That said, I’ve only seen it once — read more
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Oddballs: This Page (From Issue #17)
Here’s the text because I can read your mind and I your mind told me you wanted it. Readers Like You! Prom was out of this world! Xegborg Z. of Toledo, OH (by way of Planet 2933 in the Gripzor Belt) writes: “I too was an awkward alien kid (see issue #10), but I found — read more
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Oddballs: Page Two (From Oddballs #17)
Here’s the text for you since you like that sort of thing: Love is in the error Seamus C. Monster,Resident Odditor In the cold of February, the sultry warmth of Valentine’s love radiates as doth a Dutch oven ‘neath a polyester duvet. Pardon me for waxing poetic. I’m a hopeless romantic. Without romance, I am — read more
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Oddballs: Cover (From Oddballs #17)
If you don’t subscribe to the printed version of Oddballs, this cover doesn’t make sense. What I mean is, as with pretty much all the covers, it’s referencing one of the features inside. This is where you realize that subscribing to the printed version of Oddballs is the smartest thing for any human to do! — read more
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Random Humans: Bedhead Dad at a Grocery Store in the Morning
Card #26 in the Random Humans series You’ll find this guy at the grocery store around 6:45 AM on a weekend buying stuff like diapers, formula, children’s medicine, etc. If you’re a dad – especially if you’re a new dad – it’s probably you. Front of card: Back of Card: — read more
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Random Humans: Snot-Nosed Kid
Card #25 in the Random Humans series (from Oddballs #12) He’s that random kid who stands too close to you when you’re out in public. He looks up at you and has a booger hanging out of his nose which he proceeds to wipe with his finger You move away, hoping his mom will see — read more
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Random Humans: Woman Who Always Looks Angry
Card #24 in the Random Humans series (from Oddballs #12) Everyone always asks her, “Are you upset?” She replies, “No. Why do you ask?” To which, people state, “Well, you look like you’re upset.” At that point, the woman becomes upset because people are always telling her that she looks upset. Let’s just say that — read more
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Random Humans: Guy with a Little Chin
Card #23 in the Random Humans series (from Oddballs #12) Some guys have a big chin that juts out prominently. Other guys have a normal chin. Then there are those guys who have a small chin. When this guy has his caricature drawn for him at fairs and such, the artist doesn’t draw a giant — read more
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Random Humans: Pizza Delivery Guy
Card #22 in the Random Humans series He’s the guy you love to see but only for a fleeting moment. Both you and he want the transaction to go as quickly as possible — you’re hungry and he wants to deliver more pizzas. The better delivery guys always have extra crushed red pepper or parmesan — read more
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Random Humans: Elderly Hippie
Card #21 in the Random Humans series Some believe that hippies existed at one moment in time – the 60s. Not true! While many so-called “hippies” in the 60s were simply following a trend, there were and are those true hippies at heart; lifers. The Elderly Hippie remains a free-spirited, compassionate, warrior for all things — read more
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Hey, Jason Salas! 