I was going to link something on the internet for this but I’ll let you search for it and take that deep dive yourself. I think you’ll find it strangely cathartic. Here’s a video! And another video of me inking it: — read more

Let’s face it, the circus is weird. I may or may not have mentioned that I watched the documentary “Some Call Them Freaks” several times as a child. Maybe that explains a lot about me. In any case, I’ll post it below for your viewing pleasure. Here’s a video! And another video of me inking… — read more

I had a difficult time getting an adequate song to generate via Suno. My goal was to get a simple song with a male voice and a ukulele in under a minute. Not easy. Either the song was too long or it sounded weird or it couldn’t utter the lyrics. It’s AI so I have… — read more

Here’s the text for your eyeballs and brain. Readers Like You! Nobody Knows This Gnome AI image created using Midjourney Mr. Anonymous of an undisclosed location shared that he too is a gnome in witness relocation (see “What do you Know About Your Gnome,” Iss. #5). He requested, “If you print my photo, put one… — read more

I like this cover. It’s not humorous, but I feel it’s attractive and somewhat compelling. Why the clarinet girl? Open up and find out! Here’s a video! — read more