I’m printing up my Random Humans. Soon you’ll be able to get a pack of random cards! Here’s a video! — read more

I don’t know who created this, but it’s funny. Well, maybe not for the graduate… I’ve worked for tips in the past, as a server. I’ve also worked in a small cafe where there were times that I did everything – making coffee drinks, making food, taking orders, etc. – those times when I was… — read more

Do you believe in giants? At first blush, that question may sound nonsensical; as though I’m asking if giants are living in clouds that can only be accessed via magic beanstocks and whatnot. No, I’m talking about giant humanoids that walked this earth. These guys were 12′, 16′, or even taller! Believe it or not,… — read more

Here’s the text for your eyeballs and brain. Readers Like You! Me & Spike Ernest “Spike” Riker (left) and his grandson “Spike III” of Granville, TN wanted to add to our list of “Hairstyle Trends for Senior Citizens and Toddlers” (Issue #15). Nice spikes! Ask a Professional Ogre Granblob Mootch of Swampland, FL thought we… — read more

Here’s the text for you, because you asked so nicely. Have a Mice Life Seamus C. Monster, Resident Odditor It’s already three months into 2024 and, as they say, time marches on. See what I did there? No? Well, you’re no pun! See what I did there? Seriously though, this year is speeding along, ain’t… — read more

Why are two dogs singing? Well, they’re not singing, they’re howlin’. You’ll find out soon. Here’s a video! — read more