I would have no idea what the “Finger Family” is if I didn’t have a kid. Every YouTube kids channel will do their own version of it. There are times when the song haunts my brain. Here’s a video! — read more

Here’s the text from the page. Granted, it’s a poem about a potato, but it’s always good to put the text out there if the piece is text-heavy. Granted, it’s only as heavy as a potato… I’ve got a potato,‘Tis nice and bumpy and brown.It keeps me from being grumpy,I dug it up from the… — read more

I started this particular piece while waiting for a plane from Dallas to San Antonio. I’m one of those nerds who like to get to the airport early so that I’m not stressed out by long lines at security. An added benefit is that I can get a cup of coffee, sit down, and work… — read more

I’m printing up my Random Humans. Soon you’ll be able to get a pack of random cards! Here’s a video! — read more

I don’t know who created this, but it’s funny. Well, maybe not for the graduate… I’ve worked for tips in the past, as a server. I’ve also worked in a small cafe where there were times that I did everything – making coffee drinks, making food, taking orders, etc. – those times when I was… — read more

Do you believe in giants? At first blush, that question may sound nonsensical; as though I’m asking if giants are living in clouds that can only be accessed via magic beanstocks and whatnot. No, I’m talking about giant humanoids that walked this earth. These guys were 12′, 16′, or even taller! Believe it or not,… — read more

Here’s the text for your eyeballs and brain. Readers Like You! Me & Spike Ernest “Spike” Riker (left) and his grandson “Spike III” of Granville, TN wanted to add to our list of “Hairstyle Trends for Senior Citizens and Toddlers” (Issue #15). Nice spikes! Ask a Professional Ogre Granblob Mootch of Swampland, FL thought we… — read more

Here’s the text for you, because you asked so nicely. Have a Mice Life Seamus C. Monster, Resident Odditor It’s already three months into 2024 and, as they say, time marches on. See what I did there? No? Well, you’re no pun! See what I did there? Seriously though, this year is speeding along, ain’t… — read more

Why are two dogs singing? Well, they’re not singing, they’re howlin’. You’ll find out soon. Here’s a video! — read more

The first two movies (“Edward Scissorhands” and “The Pirates of the Caribbean”) were obvious choices as those are probably Depp’s most famous roles. However, despite Depp’s popularity, there are no other truly notable roles. He’s been in a ton of movies, but few stick out as iconic roles. I chose “Benny & Joon” because I… — read more