The Bottom Line: Pinocchio
How did Pinocchio come to life?
Oddballs: Cover (From Issue #27)
Ah, a wet cat in a wet hat. Why? It’s a feature, of course. You’ll see it in a week or so. Here’s a video! (Coming soon!)
Random Humans: Woman Who Sits Too Close to Her Camera on a Zoom Call
Card #74 in the Random Humans series | As seen in Issue #27 If you work remotely, you’re often on Zoom/Teams calls. There’s always that one lady who sits about three inches from her camera. No one knows why. Is her camera zoomed in? Is her camera set somewhere other than on her monitor? Or…
Random Humans: Kid Who Dresses Like a Middle-Aged Man
Card #73 in the Random Humans series | As seen in Issue #27 You might call him an “old soul,” but that’s not it. He likes all the regular kid stuff, but he dresses like a middle-aged man. Don’t point your finger at Mom, the kid likes it. Maybe it’s because Dad dresses like that.…
Random Humans: Woman Who Looks Like Her Dog
Card #72 in the Random Humans series | As seen in Issue #27 Contrary to popular belief, not every woman is insulted if told that she looks like a dog… as long as it’s her dog. That said, I don’t recommend stating it to her. Wait for her to tell you and then agree, as…
Random Humans: Groovy Mailman
Card #71 in the Random Humans series | As seen in Issue #27 Not all postal workers are nerdy like Mr. McFeely in “Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood” Some, like the Groovy Mailman, are cool and, well, groovy. He’s the type of mailman who might stop and tell you that the weather is “out of this world”…
Oddballs: Random Humans (From Issue #25)
Here are the fronts and back, from front to back. Here’s a video: (Coming soon!)
Oddballs: Juan Mejor
I am a big John Mayer fan. I’ve loved his music since I heard “No Such Thing” on the radio back in 2001. And while I’m poking fun at John Mayer, it is by no means an act of disrespect. It’s more of an homage to him. Here’s a video!
Oddballs: Odds & Ends (From Issue #26)
You should write to us in the comments. That way I don’t have to make up letters I have not received. Your questions and comments addressed by none other than our resident Odditer… Seamus C. Monster Full disclosure: The questions and comments at hand are completely fictional as of this moment. So… send us questions…
Oddballs: Odd Football Terms
I love football. I don’t watch it as much as I used to as a kid, but I still enjoy a game every now and then. How about you? Here’s a video! And another of me inking it:
Oddballs: Unspirational Quotes (From Issue #26)
More quotes from my book “An Odd Life: A Journal to Embrace and Nurture the Oddball Inside of You.” It’s available on Amazon now! Here’s a video!
Oddballs: Caveman Maze
It’s like going back in time and solving the mazes cavemen drew in their zines. Here’s a video! And another of me inking it:
Oddballs: Dolly Salvador
Normally, I don’t explain my gags and I’m not going to do that here. That said, it is a gag; for those who may be thinking that I was tripping on ‘shrooms when I created it. If, for some odd reason, the gag isn’t obvious, try asking someone about 20 years older than you what…
Oddballs: Make-A-Meme “Bats All, Folks”
This is an alternative to my “Choose-A-Caption” feature. I like that it’s a photo and it can be a meme, not that I actually think anyone would share such a meme. That said, feel free to do so if you like! The image is AI-generated. No, I did not go out into the wild and…
Oddballs: Circle of Disgust
Few outlets lampoon both the right and left sides of the political aisle. I believe that Oddballs can achieve such a haughty goal. Of course, I run the risk of not attracting hoards of people on either side, but I may attract the objective folks out there who see good and bad on both sides.…
Oddballs: Squirrels Gone Nuts
I work a couple of months ahead, so I drew this back in September. That said, it is slated for this month’s edition, which is strange since it correlates with the unfortunate seizure and subsequent termination of Peanut the Squirrel, R.I.P. On a separate note, yes, the title was inspired by a certain VHS series…
Oddballs: Disgusting Pizza
Not all pizzas are good. Some are downright disgusting! Here’s a video! And another of me inking it:
Oddballs: Prison Christmas Movies
I can’t say whether there is a formal Christmas celebration in any given prison. I would like to think there is. Yes, people in prison are doing time for a crime, but they’re still people and there are those prisoners who do reform, even while in prison. I believe those prisoners would like Christmas. As…
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